Saturday 30 April 2011

倩女幽魂 ( 古天樂 劉亦菲 版)

看了 trailer 就覺得這套戲怪怪的 = = 名字怎麼不搭 , 反正故事都改到不改了 , 名改一改沒人會說什麼吧~~ 叫 倩女妖魂 可能貼切點 XD
妖艷 @"@


但古天樂 演的真好笑,他的對白是很粗,但好笑就夠了,雖然沒看過 哥哥(張國榮 版) 的但這夠看就好了 XD

搞笑的 look XD


故事裡的 姥姥 剛開始看不出是誰 ,原來是影后 惠英红= =
支配黑山所有妖的千年老樹妖 ( 燕赤霞 叫 老钳婆)



本來的版本是 人鬼戀 , 這新的變了 三角戀, 滅妖師與妖戀 ,為了令愛人在也想不起對他的記憶,用了法力高強的神兵,封印了她對他的記憶

過了數年,寧采臣怎麼遇見小倩在發生戀情

三角戀 ~hiaz

搞笑對白:

姥姥:燕赤霞,你怎麼斷我的路
燕赤霞 :“呸,有我在你还想吃,吃屎吧你。”








燕赤霞:你真的是要上黑山?
寧采臣:恩
燕赤霞:你真的是要去?
寧采臣:是!
燕赤霞:祝你一路顺风,英年早逝!” XD


武打場面 XD
粗口一堆的武打場面 XD

故事結尾蠻感動的 T.T,不可多說 XD



 最後字幕有出現 , “永远怀念张国荣先生” 代表對哥哥的尊敬 
“永远怀念张国荣先生”

Friday 29 April 2011

狄仁傑之通天帝國

這可以說是少數令我猜不到會發生什麼的一套戲  XD , 可能看了港片多了,多多少少看了一幕就會不小心猜出另一幕 =  = 但這套戲果然沒讓我失望 ^^ 

我看到了精彩的武打場面,驚人的轉折,傷心的死亡,忠義智的狄仁傑將怎麼破解 “赤焰金龟之案”,看我們的狄仁傑,靜兒 怎麼破解, 怎麼幫武則天,但 武則天的造型 我就沒啥喜歡,看來看去就是怪 = =

看了很多戲,每套都給了不同的想法, 感想 , 這套也不例外, 忠心,理智,冷靜,都是我們該有的,但往往在處理事情上,怎麼覺得說的容易,難辦到~ 看來得反省反省 XD
天后~武則天 

 剛被放出來的狄仁傑的衰樣 XD

靜兒 ,多重身份的人 (秘密不能說太多,去看 XD)



這戲的結局我沒啥喜歡~因為不是美好的結局 XD 

要是我說了結局,這戲就沒啥看頭了~

要看就去看吧~ 不可錯過 XD

Thursday 28 April 2011

SAW IV

SAW is a movie that teach me a lot of things , this time those moral value did come to my mind ~

the doctor or they call JIGSAW , I feel that the film maker were genius they can think those  trap that you will never and ever will try it at home XD

In SAW IV JIGSAW teach a cops how to see the world from the other way , he tell the cops why he is doing this , he want him to feel what he feel , kill what should kill not by the police ways



JIGSAW 

SAW IV poster 






IN SAW 4 TRAP I like the most ! were show as below ~ IF DUN DARE PLZ DON'T EVER PRESS PLAY !


THE KNIFE TRAP ! 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Kbb-SV8kw&feature=related , they don't let me post XD


Why that guy so unlucky to get trap in this? because he is the one who start all the SAW, he make JIGSAW create all those !! JIGSAW lost his kids because of him that want to steal drugs from JIGSAW's wife pharmacy , so he deserve to get IT!!!
















THE BEDROOM TRAP A.K.A FEEL WHAT I FELL !!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M5jv_GIuDw , no video again XD


the fat guy actually did rape a lot of girls but those girls just don't tell it out, now JIGSAW want the cops to FEEL WHAT HE FEEL do the right things that he feel~


this movie did teach me a lot , than those useless moral textbook ~ 

Despicable me

Another movie that I think i feel is interesting is this Despicable me. What a nice movie.

Story line :
Gru a villain that can't make anything well, he lost to victor(another villain) that had steal the great pyramid, but he did come out with another plan is to steal the MOON. Before he do so he must get the shrink ray or else the villain bank will not  gave him the loan to build a rocket. When he successful get the shrink ray , victor take away from him before he did get it.

He try lots of ways to get the shrink ray but fail , but the three little cute girls give him an idea that he can use them, so that he can get the shrink ray.

↑ bad guy victor XD
GRU N SHIRK RAY XD






 

DESPICABLE ME POSTER ^^


One of the character that I like the most is the girl name AGNES , she is so cute ><


DOES THIS COUNT AS ANNOYING!!!




IT'S SO FLUFFY!!! I'M GONNA DIE.... 






that is just a part of it~ I like the minions too >< they can make my laugh like hell by their laugh XD




they do can make me laugh XD




minions on the bigest loser? XD


if you haven't watch this ~ go watch now XD is a super funny n nice movie ><

大兵小將

今天 , 28 4月 2011 . 看了個舊戲 還蠻喜歡的 有王力宏 和 成龍大哥 蠻有道理的。


故事說著:
戰國末期,梁衛兩國大戰,兩方幾乎全軍覆沒,僅剩下梁國士兵 (成龍大哥) 及衛國將軍 (王力宏) 倖存。士兵裝死倖存,並決定將重傷的將軍捉回梁國,希望得到豐厚獎賞。路途中所發生的,都是展示出小兵怎麼看世界,從中改變了將軍的想法。

個人覺得要是打仗是王道那麼辛苦的是我們。










我們又看到了中國的風景是多麼的美,那種天然的自然界的美,是我們住在石灰林子裡所看不到的






在這個戲裡成龍大哥沒什麼武打場面,雖然看了有點怪還是很喜歡。最喜歡的是裡面的那首曲子 叫 油菜花

一条大路呦 通呀通我家
我家住在呦 梁呀梁山下
山下土肥呦 地呀地五亩啊
五亩良田呦 种点啥

一条大河呦 通呀通我家
有妻有儿呦 瓦呀瓦房大
鸡肥鹅肥呦 牛呀牛羊壮啊
种豆种稻呦油菜花

一個只想要活著抓個敵兵回去,領工後來再也不想打仗了
看了有點道理,活著就是種福氣,讓我想起 “難得糊塗”,糊糊塗塗看起來挺好的 XD 人生就是如此辛苦也要過,快樂也是回過,快樂的活著才是種最純的幸福

這戲簡簡單單的表達出來了,幸福可以很簡單,就是上面的人在作怪,我們哪懂什麼政治還是打仗,有個家,不憂吃,不憂喝,不憂穿,才是生活